I once used a laptop in a coffee shop to write a screenplay. I had ornate facial hair and wearing a beanie. Shit was tight af. Later on I clogged their toilet.

Toilet. Back in the day, the startup I worked for had their servers in the bathroom closet, and the toilet was conveniently located close by.

Sucked having to wait for people to get out of the bathroom, to get into the server room tho lol